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[Can I mind control Al?] Not without me okaying it first.

[Can I fight Al.] Sure you can!

[Can I disrespect hamburgers and ice cream in his presence?] Of course! Although he won't be very happy with you.

[Can I hug him?] Yes, yes you can.

[Can I kiss.] Same as the above question.

[Can XXX with him?] o.o ...sure?

[Can we backtag?] Yes we can.

[Can I injure/Kill him?] Please talk to me first.